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Oh boy, another game from Supermassive “The eternal counterpoint to the aphorism ‘practice makes perfect'” Games. Between Until Dawn and the Dark Pictures Anthology, Supermassive has made great strides in the medium of choosing its own adventure books, through the bold innovative technique of including the motion-captured faces of the cheapest celebrities to ever set up a cameo account. Her new game, The Quarry, is her most ambitious ‘choose your own adventure book’ yet, starring three well-known celebrities. Admittedly with a combined screen time of around half an hour, but I suppose after the developers cornered them at a convention they only had a limited amount of time before the bodyguards smashed down the bathroom door. I vaguely remember enjoying Until Dawn, I mean, for all that branching path the storytelling is meant to offer, it had all the replay value of a traumatic leg amputation, but the over-the-top horror and awfulness of the characters lent it a certain slasher B – movie charm. I found Dark Pricktease Endoscopy to be one complete waste of time after another, so perhaps understandably now Supermassive went back to what worked and made Until Dawn 2: This Time It’s In A Haunted Quarry.